mercurymusing:

sidewalkscienceguy:

focksincrocks:

tonyalmeida:

This guy alone just filled my “live your life with passion” quota for the year.

Funniest thing is the quick “settle down mate” and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

54735749956555371253415-deactiv:

the chef carefully plucks a long strand of thick black hair & kisses it before gently laying it down in my soup

horrorgifs:

HAUSU | ハウス (1977) dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

thebidork:

fangoriousfae:

memewhore:

poggers

snailsnfriends:

humanity and the non-human (i made you this way)

maritime morse is tapped out (wired) / eternal silence (jamie clements & nick millar) / (reddit) / (guggenheim museum) / can’t help myself (sun yuan & peng yu) / (youtube) / opportunity (rover) (wikipedia) / opportunity’s selfie (NASA) / (youtube)

tapewormin:

triviallytrue:

i bet the dick is insane

Banger notes this eve

that-house:

huffylemon:

dogsuffrage:

free-martin:

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

Call that a microaggression

thisismyhauntedhouse:

Michael Myers really just walks around

hubert-the-feel-eel:

moonkitty:

i took a nap earlier and i had a weird dream where i saw one of those hello kitty traumacore edits but it was about being constipated and it was like “MY STOMACH HURTS I NEED TO FART I NEED TO FART”

I’m sorry, I had to

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

I think this post actually killed the dragon age fandom